February 2012
interwar:
RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
unsexual:
roses are red
apples are green
im not emo
im scene
christianmingle:
does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via homosexualsubtexts)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
bawbag:
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
Reading hurts.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
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When people say “it was bullying gone too far,” or something along the lines, I always wonder, was it actually? Can bullying go too far? Isn’t bullying in itself going too far?
Waiting
moneyfluffiesandpizza:
thychi:
I’m waiting for the moment when someone in Ottawa finally scratches their head and goes, “Hmm? There seems to be something wrong with our education system?”
Why do kids stress about exams? If they learned, not temporarily memorize, the topics taught in class, shouldn’t the exams be a breeze?
Why is 70% the provincial standard? They’re teaching us 100% of the...
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Watch
blonde moment
To all Whovians, I'm interested. Reblog this and...
timelordoftheblacktower:
girlwithakite:
scarlettroes:
oftardisandtimeturners:
davidtennantgasm:
westwoodkink:
cyruspotnoodle:
bow-tied:
thetimetravellerswife:
stormageddon-darklordofall:
watsonly:
New Earth!
Rose
Rose
(ooc: Also Rose. :D)
Doomsday LOL
Rose
Dalek
The Impossible Astronaut.
Rose
The Curse of the Black Spot
ROSE!!!!! :D
Rose :3
i can’t wait for everyone to profess their love for me tomorrow hopefully its not everyone at once that’ll be awkward
hipster-robin:
roses are red
tumblr’s blue
come to my bed
because i ship me and you
ruesster:
take a shot for every ‘forever alone’ post tomorrow.
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I’m starting to feel blue again. I’ve really been trying not to, and for a while I wasn’t, but it’s happening again and I’m finding it harder to supress. It’s like I’m reminded everyday of why I’m so fucking useless, and then I’m just expected to take it easy. But being told to “just relax” by people who have things going for them...